Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 328
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Issue 328
Palm-Reading Performed by Amazon One During Checkout at Whole Foods
by MICHAEL DEFRANCO
Great fortune awaits you. As a prime member, you will experience a huge cash savings, which will simultaneously boost your bank account and inspire more impulsive purchasing on Amazon.
Different Office Door Positions and How to Interpret Them
by MARY GULINO and MEGAN SCHMIDT
I’m desperate to brand myself as the ‘fun’ coworker. Is it working?!?!
I’m a Third Grade Teacher, and I’m Quitting to Make Some Real Money Collecting Cans By the Side of the Highway
by NED ARNOLD
But why am I quitting being a teacher? Well, here: Each aluminum can here in Michigan is ten cents. None of the cans scream at me or force themselves to puke to get out of reading Because of Winn-Dixie.
Laffy Taffy Jokes For Adults
by KIT LIVELY
Why did the fisherman's wife whittle his oar into a realistic shaped dildo? She wanted to finally have an oar-gasm!
Statistics I’ve Shared Right Before Being Told ‘Let’s Agree to Disagree’
by BROOKE KNISLEY
Well, it’s a sad truth that “only 24% of people in major cities know all or most of their neighbors,” Pew Research. And don’t you and Chris have to take two trains to see each other? Means you’re essentially strangers.
#CelebACereal
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Honey Boo Boo Bunches of Oats, Cookie Crispin Glover, Frosted Drakes, and more #CelebACereal on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Arun Durvasula, Paul Lander and Dan McConnell, Kyle Bravo.
Issue 328
Palm-Reading Performed by Amazon One During Checkout at Whole Foods
by MICHAEL DEFRANCO
Great fortune awaits you. As a prime member, you will experience a huge cash savings, which will simultaneously boost your bank account and inspire more impulsive purchasing on Amazon.
Different Office Door Positions and How to Interpret Them
by MARY GULINO and MEGAN SCHMIDT
I’m desperate to brand myself as the ‘fun’ coworker. Is it working?!?!
I’m a Third Grade Teacher, and I’m Quitting to Make Some Real Money Collecting Cans By the Side of the Highway
by NED ARNOLD
But why am I quitting being a teacher? Well, here: Each aluminum can here in Michigan is ten cents. None of the cans scream at me or force themselves to puke to get out of reading Because of Winn-Dixie.
Laffy Taffy Jokes For Adults
by KIT LIVELY
Why did the fisherman's wife whittle his oar into a realistic shaped dildo? She wanted to finally have an oar-gasm!
Statistics I’ve Shared Right Before Being Told ‘Let’s Agree to Disagree’
by BROOKE KNISLEY
Well, it’s a sad truth that “only 24% of people in major cities know all or most of their neighbors,” Pew Research. And don’t you and Chris have to take two trains to see each other? Means you’re essentially strangers.
#CelebACereal
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Honey Boo Boo Bunches of Oats, Cookie Crispin Glover, Frosted Drakes, and more #CelebACereal on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Arun Durvasula, Paul Lander and Dan McConnell, Kyle Bravo.