Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 329
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Issue 329
Other Oxymoronic Wellness Regimens to Add to Your ‘Power Nap’
by ELLEN HARROLD
Beer Yoga: Nothing wrong with a little hair of the downward dog. You risk getting too woo-woo at these spiritual thingies unless you bring a couple cold Bud Lights to bring you back down to your Midwestern roots.
Children’s Programming For Drugged Out Parents
by CALEB COY
The Flintstoned, Sesame Tweak, Barney the Purple Haze Dinosaur, and more!
GOPlayer One Go!
by KIT LIVELY
CPAC-Man: You're CPAC-Man, darting around the maze-like corridors of CPAC, gobbling up donor funds and seedy political favors while also trying to avoid Nazis who have made themselves cozy at the convention.
Tips for Eating Out
by MIKE CALAHAN
Making Healthy Choices: DO order your salad dressing on the side / DON’T order your salad dressing in a bowl with a straw
Soaring Surge Pricing That We Don’t Want to See
by J.K. RADOMSKI
When you hit the last few pages of that best-selling mystery that you’ve downloaded to your Kindle. And more!
At Netflix, We’re Taking Product Placement to the Next Level with New Film’s All-Beverage Cast
by CAROLINE HORWITZ
Dunkin’ Iced Coffee: Quippy tech guru PRIME Energy: Sadistic but easily dispatched henchman La Croix (Pamplemousse flavor): Self-conscious artist making film within a film, and more!
#BreakfastABook
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Anne of Green Bagels, Griddle Women, 50 Shades of Gravy, and more #BreakfastABook on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Thomas Wykes, Mat Greaves, Amanda Chung and Vincent Coca.
Issue 329
Other Oxymoronic Wellness Regimens to Add to Your ‘Power Nap’
by ELLEN HARROLD
Beer Yoga: Nothing wrong with a little hair of the downward dog. You risk getting too woo-woo at these spiritual thingies unless you bring a couple cold Bud Lights to bring you back down to your Midwestern roots.
Children’s Programming For Drugged Out Parents
by CALEB COY
The Flintstoned, Sesame Tweak, Barney the Purple Haze Dinosaur, and more!
GOPlayer One Go!
by KIT LIVELY
CPAC-Man: You're CPAC-Man, darting around the maze-like corridors of CPAC, gobbling up donor funds and seedy political favors while also trying to avoid Nazis who have made themselves cozy at the convention.
Tips for Eating Out
by MIKE CALAHAN
Making Healthy Choices: DO order your salad dressing on the side / DON’T order your salad dressing in a bowl with a straw
Soaring Surge Pricing That We Don’t Want to See
by J.K. RADOMSKI
When you hit the last few pages of that best-selling mystery that you’ve downloaded to your Kindle. And more!
At Netflix, We’re Taking Product Placement to the Next Level with New Film’s All-Beverage Cast
by CAROLINE HORWITZ
Dunkin’ Iced Coffee: Quippy tech guru PRIME Energy: Sadistic but easily dispatched henchman La Croix (Pamplemousse flavor): Self-conscious artist making film within a film, and more!
#BreakfastABook
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Anne of Green Bagels, Griddle Women, 50 Shades of Gravy, and more #BreakfastABook on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Thomas Wykes, Mat Greaves, Amanda Chung and Vincent Coca.