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Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 345

Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 345

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CONTENTS
Issue 345

Tesla Announces Awesome and Super Not Dangerous Products for Females       
by MARTTI NELSON
NeuraBra: Have you noticed the lack of giant tits due to the cuckification of America? Behold the NeuraBra, an entirely new manner of strapping tig-ol-biddies up to your neck...and it’s controllable by your man.    

10 Classic Novel Titles That Are Also Cryptic Ways to Order at a Deli  
by DAN GUTENBERG and JORDAN DE PADOVA
The Old Man and the Sea: (When you want whatever the elderly man next to you ordered, and it's a tuna-salad sandwich)

Witch’s Potions, And What They Do 
by KIT LIVELY
Pickled Antichrist Placenta: Sharpens up your tennis swing. Skin Shavings From Recently Deflowered Warlock: Up to 50% off your regular car insurance. And more!            

Essential Ales – A Pyramid Scheme for the Rest of Us       
by TODD MITCHELL
Just like you, probably, I waited for years to be invited into a multi-level marketing racket. Watching everyone on their four-hour lunch meetings and their social media live streams really got me thinking. Why not me? I'm a fun guy. I deserve a chance to try to solve my financial problems by taking a week trip to an airport hotel in Columbus.    

‘House of the Dragon’ Dragon or Obscure Streaming Service?
by LEWIS HELFAND
Caraxes, Vhagar, Plex? See if you know your dragons or streaming services!      

Unwelcome “I Hardly Know Her” Punchlines From Your Obnoxious Coworker
by CALEB COY
Cheesegrater? I hardly know’er! Obnoxiously inappropriate coworker? I hardly know’er!   

#SadSandwiches
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Peanut butter and jealous, Chicken Paininis, Chipped Grief, and more #SadSandwiches on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Michael Shaw, Zack Rhodes, Peter Kuper, Rich Sparks.

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