Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 352

CONTENTS
Issue 352

More Acronyms Inspired by the Terms MILF and DILF       
by CAROLINE HORWITZ
SCILSOF:  Second Cousin I’d Like to See on OnlyFans LDFFWILGPMETS: Long-Distance Friend of the Family to Whom I’d Like to Give a Platonic Massage that Eventually Turns Sexual And more!

Let’s Solve the Climate Crisis By Throwing Soup at Paintings!   
by ROB BLOCK
Do you ever catch yourself thinking: “Our planet will be unlivable if it heats up another 3 degrees.  I better throw some clam chowder on a Van Gogh before it’s too late!”  If that’s you, you’re exactly the kind of maverick, out-of-the-box thinker we need. 

I’m a Strong Man, Babe, I Don’t Need Doctors!
by TOM ELLISON and KATE HERZLIN
What injury? Oh, that little head bump? Nah it doesn’t hurt. Actually, I can barely feel my head. So you love cheddar cheese, right? I remembered that from our first date. See? Would a guy with head trauma remember your favorite cheese is gouda?            

High Mimes Magazine
by KIT LIVELY and PAUL LANDER
Stuck in an invisible box? Light up & Chill, High on Silence: Do those clowns ever shut up? Mime Craft: Stoner Mimes Talk Favorite Video Games. And more in High Mimes Magazine! 

#PitifulPixarMovies
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Inside Gout, Throw UP, Blightyear, and more #PitifulPixarMovies on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Ivan Ehlers, Phil Witte, Bob Eckstein, Mike Shiell.