Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 354

CONTENTS
Issue 354

Spotlight On This Week’s New Comics!       
by KIT LIVELY
Batman #758 Commissioner Gordon uses the Bat-Signal to ask Batman if he can borrow the cowl and cape for his weekly sex night with Mrs. Gordon.

The Whole Purpose of “Females” at Different Life Stages According to JD Vance   
by JUSTINE COTTER
Toddler: Speak the first, most important, and only words any female should ever use: “Yes, Father.” Take care of dolls and prepare fake meals in a plastic kitchen. Be a good girl and bring Father another real beer. 

OPINION: Sure I’ve Written Hundreds of Books, But I’ve Also Crushed a Ton of Librarian Ass by R.L Stine
by ROB WALKER
Look, James Patterson may have his name on more books, but that doesn’t mean he writes them all. I still write every word myself and sexually fulfill every librarian who wants a ride.            

An Elder Millennial Remembers the Late 1900s
by CALEB COY
Son, back in my day, bizkits were limp, nary a pumpkin wasn’t smashed, and systems were actually made from a real down. Can you believe it? 

FAQ for When Your Man Buys a Home Brew Kit
by ANGUS DUFFIN
Q: Why am I completely covered in thrush? A: You took a bath in beer.

#RobotARomCom
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
While You Were Beeping, You've Bot Mail, When Harry Met WALL-E, and more #RobotARomCom on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Ali Solomon, Peter Kuper, Drew Panckeri, Jack Loftus.