Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 368

CONTENTS
Issue 368

If You Were Raised by Gen X Parents, You May Be Entitled to Compensation        
by Rob Block
Naturally, as Gen Z you feel entitled to everything regardless.  But this settlement is directed at individuals who experienced one or more of the following: Inability to hear other points of view without freaking out. Your job title is “social media influencer”. You can’t read an entire shopping list without getting distracted. And more!  

Plaque Friday: A Comprehensive Guide To The Best Holiday Dental Bargains In Your Area   
by Kit Lively
Priddy And Sons Dental: 2 crowns for the price of one, bonus X-ray rewards program benefits, only cursory groping and less than half a dozen unlawful photos taken by dentist and assistants. 

The Unspoken Grief of Having to Listen to Your Mother-in-Law Complain About Not Being a Grandparent
by Bobbie Armstrong
But what about my unspoken grief of having to listen to my mother-in-law complain about not being a grandparent? I don’t hear the New York Times knocking on my barren front door for a quote. 

Are You at a Turkey Trot 5K or Getting High On a Cousin Walk Before Thanksgiving Dinner?
by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman
You’re starting to struggle to breathe and realize you might have overdone it.  

#HornyHolidaySides
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Twerkey, Viagravy, Randied Yams, and more #HornyHolidaySides on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Steve Daugherty, Drew Panckeri, Tyson Cole, Bob Eckstein.