Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 382

CONTENTS
Issue 382

Avenue Qanon and 10 Other Trump Themed Musicals to Replace Hamilton at the Kennedy Center         
by Paul Lander
Avenue Qanon, Scamilton, The Lyin’ King, and more!

How To Identify Canadian-Made Products   
by J.K. Radomski
It is sold with a pack of hockey cards and a heartfelt apology for any inconvenience.

Joey, Baby, How’s My Favorite President Doing? 
by Julien Perez
Calm down, I'm not saying game shows gotta be your bag. My point is you've got the pick of the litter right now. Even Rogan's people want a piece of the action. You just need to trust me, baby. You've got the look and I've got the connections. 

Meet The Newest Smurfs!  
by Kit Lively
Horny Smurfette: Gets paid to show her Smurf online on her OnlySmurfs account. Most notoriously streamed video of herself Smurfing over a hundred Smurfs.     

Your Heaven Welcome Packet. Also, Let Us Explain All The Paintings of Benicio Del Toro  
by Joe Schiappa
This letter is to give you first a quick overview of what to expect and then, we’ll explain why you might see a lot of humongous murals featuring the actor Benicio Del Toro engaging in cartoonish levels of violence.  

#CarnalCarnivalAttractions
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Tit-A-Whirl, Humper Cars, Log Floozy, and more #CarnalCarnivalAttractions on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Katherine Bettis, Mat Barton & Adam Cooper, Phil Johnson, Steve Daugherty.