Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 372
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Issue 372
Subscribe to “The Gospel According to Matthew” Substack
by Angus Duffin
I know we all get too much spam (my house is still filled with the recent political campaign scrolls from Pontius Pilate). So I’ll post roughly every two weeks — just enough to get us through my planned 28 posts before it’s Jesus’ birthday again and this time for you to ask “But what exactly is frankincense?”
Top Ten Top Ten Numbers of 2024
by Paul Lander
Our yearly list you don't want to miss!
Classic Album Titles Revised by a Guy Who Just Loves Music So Darn Much!
by Brian Boone
The Clash: London Calling? I Accept the Charges!
Signs That Your Parents Are Trying To Kill You
by Kit Lively
Rather than the Cub Scouts, your parents have you join the Crips.
Hey Kleenex! I’m a Jewish Man, and I Love Your Christmas-Themed Tissue Boxes
by Josh Lorenzo
In fact, I believe the decorative Christmas-themed box of snot rags is about as lit as a menorah on the eighth day of Hanukkah.
#DrunkChristmasMovies
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Pour Christmases, The Sangria Clause, Miracle on 34 Proof Street, and more #DrunkChristmasMovies on this week's trending joke game!
Cartoons by
Vaughan Tomlinson, Sarah Morrissette, Kyle Bravo, Rich Sparks.