Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 366

CONTENTS
Issue 366

As a Lesbian, I’m So Relieved a Straight Woman Just Slid Into My DM’s to Let Me Know That Trump Is Actually the Biggest Champion of LGBTQ Rights        
by Bobbie Armstrong
But then, a beacon of light emerged from the darkness, in the form of my friends’ mom sliding into my Instagram DM’s with a weird, out-of-context reel where a few self-described gay people I’ve literally never seen or heard of before informed me that I shouldn’t be concerned at all. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. I should be relieved and grateful that Trump won, because he is the biggest champion of LGBTQ rights.  

Miami’s Startling New Demographic Trends Explained   
by Jesper Sørensen
#4: TWERKERS: Once a niche demographic group, this festive part of the population has undergone an awe-inspiring expansion. Twerkers are found mainly over in South Beach where they can be seen slamming their generously developed hindquarters onto the hoods of muscle cars cruising up and down Ocean Drive. They are the number-one cause of the rising costs of car insurance in Miami-Dade County. 

Completely Reasonable Stipulations For the Cheapest Flight You’ve Ever Booked
. trips to the restroom will be an additional $20 ($35 if pooping or vomiting) Crying babies are an additional $1 per minute of crying, and more!

This Week’s Most Popular Graffiti Seen On A Restroom Wall At TJ Maxx
by Kit Lively
Could this stall be the setting of our meet cute? And more! 

Actual Bowling League Team Name or 2025 Grammy Nominee
by Paul Lander
Hit Me Hard and Soft Quick Release Madison Beer And more! 

#HornyHorrorMovies
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hide the Sausage, I Know Who You Did Last Summer, Doing IT , and more #HornyHorrorMovies on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Peter Kuper, Jus Kaplan and Jane Demarest, Lia Strasser, Bob Eckstein