Weekly Humorist Magazine: Issue 365

CONTENTS
Issue 365

Incelebrity Apprentice and 11 Other Shows Trump Now Has To Turn Down Hosting        
by Paul Lander
Dancing with the Tsars, and more!   

Post-Election Emergency Memo From Your Corporation’s Head of User Experience   
by Brooke Knisley
In light of recent events, I’ve been told by the upper echelons of our corporation to remind everyone that we should keep our political opinions to ourselves. 

So You’ve Decided to Live Out Your Days in a Remote Monastery: What Next?
by Joe Blevins
ST. GEORGE MONASTERY (MONTENEGRO) Now this is what I'm talking about! Back in the day, St. George had the good sense to build his monastery on a picturesque little island off the coast of Montenegro in the Adriatic Sea.

I’m Building A Wall Around My Heart, And This Wall Will Have A Glory Hole
by Kit Lively
Okay, first of all, I’m not being reactionary here; this is not an excuse to be dramatic and throw a hissy fit.  

‘Twas the Night of the Election (or “A Visit from St. Kornacki”)
by Adam Campbell-Schmitt
'Twas the night of the election, and all over cable news, / Not a network was covering anything but red states and blues. / The pundits were booked on the panel shows with care, / As one spoke, ten others all nodded and stared. 

#NewAmericaSlogans
by WEEKLY HUMORIST HASHTAG GAMES
Scars & Stripes Forever, All we have to fear is ourselves, One Nation Under Fraud, and more #NewAmericaSlogans on this week's trending joke game!

Cartoons by
Ali Solomon, Tyson Cole, Jus Kaplan and Jane Demarest, Drew Panckeri.